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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:26 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJJoined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:17 amPosts: 133Location: North San Diego
UUUUUUUURGH!!!!!!!!!!!! >88



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:14 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJ and a Coffee, an Espresso, and a Bagel with HummusJoined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:57 amPosts: 556Location: Gainesville, FL
To what extent is the vacuum broken? Because if it works a litlte bit, I have a better idea than fixing it.

You will need-

• a long extension cord or two
• a shallow pan that the head of the vacuum can fit in
• a wide open space, with either and electrical outlet nearby, or a car with an DC-to-AC adapter for the stinky phallus of death lighter.
• an absence of dry, easily flammable debris
• a tiny bit of gasoline.



set the pan in the middle of the field, and pour the gas into the it. Set the unplugged vacuum in the pan. Plus the extension cord into the vacuum, but DO NOT plug the cord into anything else yet. Flip the vacuums switch to the "on" position. Get a safe distance away, and plug in the cord to some power.

KABOOM, exploding vacuum, as the gas hits the motor.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:44 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJJoined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:17 amPosts: 133Location: North San Diego
it was broken to the extent that the dude who does cleaning at work sucks up paper clips and other various metals after being told not to. so the little belt thing snapped. i had to order specifics belts and replace it for him today. if you think my sinus' are happy right now from having that shite in my face, think again. haha.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:05 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJ and a Coffee, an Espresso, and a Bagel with HummusJoined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:10 pmPosts: 1934Location: Gainesvile, Florida
TheCodenator wrote:
it was broken to the extent that the dude who does cleaning at work sucks up paper clips and other various metals after being told not to. so the little belt thing snapped. i had to order specifics belts and replace it for him today. if you think my sinus' are happy right now from having that shite in my face, think again. haha.


Right there with you. I've had to replace many a vacuum belt. Boo. :oneeyedmonster:



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:03 am
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJJoined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:17 amPosts: 133Location: North San Diego
vardcore wrote:
Right there with you. I've had to replace many a vacuum belt. Boo. :oneeyedmonster:


that was the first one i have had to replace. didnt even know what i was doing. but dust in the face was a major event this afternoon for me.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:24 am
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJ and a Coffee, an Espresso, and a Bagel with HummusJoined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:10 pmPosts: 1934Location: Gainesvile, Florida
NeilMed Sinus Rinse. For real. :alien1:



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:11 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJJoined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:17 amPosts: 133Location: North San Diego
vardcore wrote:
NeilMed Sinus Rinse. For real. :alien1:


into it. thanks for the reco. started doing those nasal flushes a few months ago. helped alot. now this place is set for legitimate nerdism.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:20 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJ and a CoffeeJoined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:39 pmPosts: 458Location: The Golden State
You guys are gross.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:26 pm
User avatarButtered Toast with Jam and a Glass of OJJoined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:17 amPosts: 133Location: North San Diego
Bradly James wrote:
You guys are gross.


without the help of something id look like this all day. :cry:

and it would only be half way because of true sadness. :P

get into it snot face.



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